G.R.O.S.S

G.R.O.S.S (Get Rid Of Slimy Girls) is a "secret club" created by Calvin after burgulars broke into the house and stole a number of things, including the TV.

The Beginning
When it was created, Calvin decided to push the car out of the garage to make room for a table to draw maps, codes, etc. The car ended up crossing the street and falling into the ravine across the road. Calvin and Hobbes then ran away from home, thinking if Mom and Dad sees, they would be dead. Later, Calvin's Mom finds them and takes them home. Calvin later comments: "Parents are sure inscrutable, huh? Send their car over a ditch and you don't even get yelled at." Hobbes replies by saying, "But try keeping live worms in your Dad's..." which Calvin cuts off.

Location
Normally the meetings are held in Calvin's clubhouse (it was normally considered to be in the garage). When Susie one day had to stay at Calvin's house for an afternoon, the final G.R.O.S.S meeting was held in the Box of Secrecy.

Members and Positions
There are many positions in G.R.O.S.S, but only two members (Calvin and Hobbes). During a meeting, they switch positions to make it look like a real meeting. Calvin is founder and leader of G.R.O.S.S, with the title "dictator-for-life", while Hobbes has the position of "first tiger".

Minutes
At the beginning of most meetings, the previous meeting's minutes are read aloud by Hobbes. The minutes Hobbes reads aloud are often full of fighting. Strangely, reading these often cause Calvin and Hobbes to fight until the meeting is adjourned and a truce is made. Calvin and Hobbes considers this as progress, and they get medals.

The Club Anthem
"Oh, G.R.O.S.S., best club in the cosmos...(the rest is unknown)".